Questions

The name, and the schedule

The first group answers what this company is, because the domain misleads and we would rather deal with that before anything else. The rest follow the schedule in order.

About the name

Why is the domain called that?

It is a long descriptive domain and the business behind it is an ordinary removals company. Rather than let anybody work that out three clicks in, we say it at the top of the home page and again here.

Do you offer anything other than removals?

Packing, storage, dismantling and international moves — all of which are removals work. Nothing digital, nothing to do with marketing, and no software of any kind.

Can you remove something from the internet?

No, and we would not offer to. If something online concerns you, the platform hosting it is the first port of call and a solicitor is the second.

Can you help with unwanted marketing mail?

Only in the sense that we will carry the box it is sitting in. For the mail itself, your email provider's tools or the preference services are the right route.

The first two decisions

Why does the survey come before everything?

Because volume decides the vehicle, the vehicle decides the crew and the crew decides the day. Every other decision on the schedule is provisional until that number exists.

Can you quote without a survey?

Provisionally, and we will label it as provisional. A firm figure follows a survey at the property or a proper video walk-through — including the loft, the garage and the shed.

What cannot go on the vehicle?

Fuel, gas cylinders, fireworks, solvents, open paint, corrosives and ammunition. Nothing perishable and nothing alive; plants travel at your own risk. Money, documents, passports and medication should stay with you.

What do we do with the things that cannot travel?

Use them, give them away, or arrange a licensed collection. Decided at survey there is time for all three; found on the morning they simply stay behind in an empty house.

Packing and storage decisions

When do we have to decide about packing?

Once the volume is known and well before the date, because materials are ordered against it and crew hours are booked against it. It is a decision with a supplier behind it rather than a preference.

What happens if we decide late?

Full packing quietly becomes whatever can be done in the time available, which is not the same service. We would rather tell you that than deliver it and call it the same thing.

When should we decide about storage?

As soon as both dates exist, even provisionally. A planned hold is a load built to be stored; an unplanned one is a vehicle outside a house nobody can get into.

Can storage be added at the last minute?

Usually, and it is the expensive version of the same thing. The load will have been stacked for a journey rather than for a month, and anything you might need back will be behind everything else.

Deadlines other people set

Who applies for a parking suspension?

We do. What we need from you is the confirmed date early enough for the council's own notice period, which varies considerably between authorities.

Who books the goods lift?

Usually you or your landlord, because buildings deal with residents rather than contractors. We will work to whatever window is allocated and confirm it in writing.

What if a freeholder refuses permission?

Then it is a problem with options if it surfaces early and a crisis if it surfaces on the day. We ask about permissions as soon as a date is firm for exactly that reason.

Do international moves have different deadlines?

Longer ones, and set by documents rather than by us. Permits, registrations and consular certification attach to you as a person and cannot be accelerated by a removals firm.

When things slip

What happens if the chain does not complete?

The load stays secured on the vehicle while the agreed fallback runs. That fallback is settled before the day, which is the entire point of the last decision on the schedule.

Is waiting time chargeable?

Almost everywhere in this trade, and it should be written into your quotation. A quotation silent on it is incomplete rather than cheaper.

Can we change the date?

Usually, and how easily depends on how much has already been committed. On a local job a change is straightforward; on a planned long-distance run with a crew and a vehicle committed it is not.

What if we add things after the survey?

Tell us rather than hoping. A loft cleared the weekend before the move is the commonest reason a vehicle turns out to be the wrong size, and a phone call fixes it.

How we work

Do you publish prices?

No, and no rate card appears anywhere on this site. The volume, the access and the decisions you make set the figure, and none of them is known before the survey.

Do you do house clearances?

We will move goods to a buyer, a charity or another address. We hold no waste carrier licence and do not dispose of anything, so a genuine clearance needs a second firm.

What do you need from us at the enquiry?

Both addresses, roughly what is going, and how firm the dates are. Everything else can be worked out; those three start the schedule.

What if something goes wrong?

Tell us as soon as you notice, in writing within the period the terms set out, and keep the item and its packaging so both can be examined. We would much rather settle something than argue about it.

Not covered here?

Email, or add the question to the notes on the quote form. The three we field most are whether this is a marketing company, when the parking suspension has to be applied for, and whether storage can be added at the last minute. The answers are no, as soon as the date is firm, and yes but expensively.

Which decision are you at?

Both addresses, roughly what is going, and how firm the dates are. Those three start the schedule and everything else follows from them.